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Author: wh1tepearl <wh1tepearl@noreply.codeberg.org>
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 2026 18:26:41 +0200
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# vxwm - Versatile X Window Manager for x11 forked from dwm
+# The first window manager with age verification!
+
+**Security is far better than freedom!**
+
+Comes with a built-in babysitter
+*(now with ransomware support!)*
+
+**Depends on:** Ubuntu, systemd, Snap, Flatpak and a stable internet connection for mandatory telemetry.
+
+*No ricing allowed. Parental controls included by default.*
+
# About
vxwm represents a significantly enhanced version of dwm that maintains its lightweight nature while offering modular flexibility. Instead of manually applying patches, you can toggle pre-installed features directly in the configuration by switching values between 0 and 1, it is all manageable via modules.def.h.
